Vanessa Reviews: Civil War
**Spoilers for "Civil War" Ahead** When I stuffed a couple of hotdogs into my knockoff Yeti tumbler (not a euphemism) and headed for my...
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Wesley Kushner
Dec 30, 20232 min read
Flappr's 2023 Movie of the Year
Dear Reader, Was there any doubt? OPPENHEIMER is a pinnacle of what the art of film can accomplish. Costumes, sound, score, acting,...
Wesley Kushner
Nov 28, 20234 min read
Wes Reviews: The Fall of the House of Usher (Eps 5-8)
Editor's Note: this is @WesleyKushner's review of episodes 4-8 of The Fall of the House of Usher. Before reading this review, we highly...
Wesley Kushner
Nov 2, 20235 min read
Wes Reviews: The Fall of the House of Usher (Eps 1-4)
The trailer for The Fall of the House of Usher made it seem like everything else on Netflix: Diverse. Everyone is gay. Woke. Yet, as I...
Wesley Kushner
Mar 6, 202313 min read
Wes Reviews: The 95th Academy Awards
Artists love to say that "award shows don't matter", but they're lying. Any artist that tells you that art shouldn't be a competition is...
Wesley Kushner
Dec 31, 20222 min read
Flappr's 2022 Movie Of The Year
A "Movie of the Year" award should go to a movie that was innovative. Thought provoking. Philosophical. A movie about the Human...
Wesley Kushner
Dec 21, 20223 min read
Wes Lists: The Top 5 Right Wing Christmas Movies
'Tis the Season. Family is coming to visit and I know you're worried about your libtard cousin ruining everyone's good time. But you...
bartleby
Sep 12, 20226 min read
House Of The Dragon Review Eps 3-4 (Updated With Milker Index)
Watching House of the Dragon and comparing it to the final four seasons of Game of Thrones, it's hard to reconcile that these shows take...
bartleby
Aug 30, 20225 min read
House of the Dragon Review (Ep 1-2)
This review will be somewhat of a coming out for me (no, not like that). It may come as a shock to many of you, but I possesses nerdy...
Wesley Kushner
Aug 8, 20223 min read
Wes Reviews: Prey
Hollywood is really bad at sequels and prequels. This isn't some profound insight, I know. This has always been true, we all know it and...
Wesley Kushner
Jul 27, 20224 min read
Wes Reviews: Nope
When I first saw Get Out, I was blown away. The film not a masterpiece by any means, however to think the guy from Key & Peele produced...
Wesley Kushner
Jun 6, 20228 min read
Wes Reflects: No Country For Old Men
"The coin don't have no say. It's just you." Any time someone says that movies haven't been good in 20 years, it's because they forgot...
Wesley Kushner
May 31, 20223 min read
Wes Reviews: Top Gun Maverick
You ever see a trailer for a sequel to a movie that came out more than 30 years ago and say: who asked for this? I did. I asked for this....
Wesley Kushner
May 6, 20223 min read
Wes Reviews: Doctor Strange In The Multiverse of Madness
I have been reticent to shell out any money for a Marvel movie after BLACK WIDOW failed to impress and ESPECIALLY after learning about...
Wesley Kushner
Apr 29, 20223 min read
Wes Reviews: The Northman
Every young boy has the same desire. It is in our dreams. It is in our blood. It is our solemn birthright and nothing can stand in our...
Wesley Kushner
Mar 8, 20224 min read
Wes Reviews: The Batman
The Batman appears to be a fun starting point to a new Batman franchise, but it is not perfect and suffers from what feel like totally...
Wesley Kushner
Feb 9, 20223 min read
Wes Reviews: Moonfall
What did I want out of a movie where the Moon falls to the Earth? More. So, so much more. But no. Liberals took that from us. This movie...
Wesley Kushner
Jan 19, 20222 min read
Wes Reviews: Scream (5) (2022)
Let me start with this: I only saw the last half of the first Scream. I never saw the others and never had any desire to see them. I...
Wesley Kushner
Jan 11, 202210 min read
Wes Reviews A Double Feature: Benedetta & The Power Of The Dog
Hot lesbian nuns and homoerotic cowboys go together like peanut butter and chocolate. Both BENEDETTA and POWER OF THE DOG deliver on...
Wesley Kushner
Jan 7, 20224 min read
Wes reviews House of Gucci: Beware the White Woman
House of Gucci, Ridley Scott's not-as-sweeping-as-he-thinks melodrama, charts the fall of the Gucci name from a family brand of rich...
Wesley Kushner
Jan 3, 20222 min read
Wes Reviews: Resident Evil: Welcome to Racoon City
A dumb story, too many characters, padded time, but throw in a few effective sequences and scares and RESIDENT EVIL: WELCOME TO RACCOON...
Wesley Kushner
Dec 29, 20212 min read
Flappr's Movie of the Year: Zack Snyder's Justice League
That's right. The best movie of the year is a four hour long recut of a botched movie from 4 years ago. There is no movie that comes...
Wesley Kushner
Dec 23, 20217 min read
Wes Reviews: The Matrix Resurrections
Let's get this part out of the way: this movie isn't good. Almost every new character is annoying. The action doesn't do anything...
bartleby
Dec 22, 20215 min read
Bartleby Reviews: Spider-Man: No Way Home
So I edited Wesley Kushner's review of Spider-Man No Way Home that was published yesterday and it was the first time I disagreed with his...
Wesley Kushner
Dec 21, 20214 min read
Wes Reviews: Spider-Man: No Way Home
I have always like Tom Holland's Spider-Man. The jokey Marvel tone works quite well when Spider-Man is a kid and Tom Holland (Spider-Man:...
Wesley Kushner
Dec 14, 20214 min read
"King Richard": A Love Letter To An Unlovable Man
From a very young age, Venus and Serena Williams talent was so undeniable, their dominance in tennis so resolute, that a biopic about the...
bartleby
Aug 18, 20215 min read
Black Widow Sucked
I think I've seen every Marvel movie since Iron Man came out in 2008. I'm not proud of that fact, but it's true and I think it helps...
bartleby
Jul 20, 20215 min read
Space Jam 2 Sucks
LeBron James seems obsessed with the legacy of Michael Jordan. The problem for LeBron James is that he's NOT Michael Jordan, not even...
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