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VERY Important Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy News!
VERY Important Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy News!
For the uninitiated, the Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy (the "DDMTE") is the marketplace for blogs that write stories about the photos that former Baywatch star, Donna D'Errico, has posted of herself on her Instagram that week (they are usually very bonkable).
Each week in Tremendously Intriguing Topical Subjects, I cover this important market news to help keep you abreast of how invested bloggers are in covering Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being hot on Instagram.
Why do I cover the DDMTE? Ehhh. . . I guess the state of media today - that so many blogs / newspapers will devote so much time on clickbait - is pretty funny to me. Also, Donna is very, very attractive!
So how did the DDMTE perform this week?
For the second time in three weeks, the DDMTE went absolutely fucking bananas - shattering it's previous record (15 blogs written about Donna D'Errico being sexy online) with TWENTY blogs written about Donna D'Errico being sexy online.
TWENTY!!!!!!
Think about that for a second - twenty different blogs written about one MILF in a given week! Most of these blogs were not from your typical sources, either. There were DDMTE blogs written by People, Fox News, Yahoo! What should be abundantly clear at this point is that Donna DD'Errico (intentional misspelling for comedic purposes) has cracked the code to the internet and has the media wrapped around her finger!
So what did Donna do this week to make the blogosphere lose its fucking mind? Well it appears that Donna D'Errico flashed extreme underboob as she celebrated turning 55 with a racy swimsuit snap (a literal headline from the DailyMail).
Let's investigate, shall we?
Yes, that does appear to be an accurate headline.
First off, holy shit. She looks amazing.
Secondly, I think Donna has been celebrating her birthday for an entire month. We first reported in the March 10th edition of T.I.T.S. (coincidental acronym) that Donna celebrated her birthday with topless snap after going ‘through hell. We wished her a happy birthday in that blog! As it turns out, Donna's actual birthday, according to Google, is on March 30th.
We apologize for the error, respectfully offer the following correction:
In the March 10th edition of Tremendously Intriguing Topical Subjects, Bartleby erroneously wished Donna D'Errico a happy birthday and referred to her as a Pisces. In fact, Donna's birthday listed on Google is March 30th, making her an Aries and NOT a Pisces. At Flappr, we strive for editorial excellence and this error fell way short of this standard.
To Ms. D'Errico, we again wish you a happy birthday.
At age 55, we do not know of a single MILF that is currently operating on her ELITE level. Whatever Donna is doing, whether it be diet, exercise or a deal with Beelzebub, it's working:
As always, we will continue to monitor the DDMTE for further developments.
Very Important News
Sydney Sweeney: Still breakin' hearts and modelin' bikinis.
Daily Mail: I lost my DDs when I gave birth - now I refuse to put on a bra and I don't care if people can see my nipples (this woman is a IBTC hero)
The Sun: I’m a size 22 and I have a fupa, an apron belly AND a B Belly (what a headline)
A reminder that BIG NATURALS NEED YOUR SUPPORT!
Daily Star: People left baffled as women told to 'treat smelly vaginas with garlic' (ladies,,, are your vaginas vampiric?)
Bilbo Baggins finds love.
Daily Star: Bendy model who masturbates while doing splits wows OAPs with saucy stretches (a literal headline from the Daily Star)
NY Post: I'm a lawyer on OnlyFans — all the cheaters want me to represent them (no, this is not Damin Toell, or Jarvis, or Forum_Non, or Perry)
NY Post: I’m the ‘Bikini Carpenter’ — and this is why they call me ‘wood bunny’ (what a set of luscious lumber lacquering love melons)
Yowza. Wood. Would. Wood. Would.
NY Post: I fell in love with an AI chatbot — she rejected me sexually after I opened up (fellas , , , you don't have to do this to yourselves)
NY Post: My breast reduction got rid of my ‘Burger King nipples’ (her what kind of nipples?)
PLUS: Abby Shapiro DESTROYS postpartum depression!
(We love you, Abby)
Very Important Meme of the Week
Mitch is absolute meme making machine. Mitch made probably 75 original memes this week and nearly all of them got more engagement than this one - but this was my favorite because it's so simple and dumb and smart and funny and uses a recognizable gif to that allows his audience to immediately get the joke.
10/10 would stab.
Other Important News
NY Post: Stormy 'absolutely' wants to testify against Trump, hopes he's jailed (Ignoring the morality here, it seems like Stormy tried to blackmail Trump; probably more guilty of a "crime")
Bud Light: Trying to convince wh*te wom*n that trans wom*n are just like their gay BFFs.
Fox News: Donald Trump’s campaign urges Ron DeSantis donors to 'demonstrate' loyalty to former president (Trump is being treated unfairly, but the demands for "loyalty" is a bit much)
Fox News: Teen allegedly tortured in wealthy Georgia enclave breaks his silence (young fellas, , , , hazing should be a team-building ritual, not something that puts someone in the hospital)
National Review: Bragg Is Already Losing
National Review: A magazine founded in 1955, with a huge subscriber base, with renown conservative writers, has a YouTube channel. . . that averages less views than we do:
/begin rant I love NR (yes, I know you may disagree), but this is pretty sad and emblematic of how conservative media has failed to reach younger audiences for an entire generation. At what point do these legacy outlets realize that they're ceding the most important battle filed to the other side? Very sad!
If only there were conservative content creators that could help NR reach new audiences. You know, the type of content creators that make feature length YouTube videos that celebrate conservative principles and savage communists and Marxists. . .
You know if such content creators existed and if legacy outlets, like NR, had an ounce of fucking foresight, maybe those legacy outlets could try and acquire such content to help their floundering fucking YouTube presence. /end rant
The Washington Free Beacon: Hola, Homosaurus: Biden Admin Shells Out Six Figures To Translate Gay Dictionary Into Spanish
Washington Examiner: Squad up: Left-wing Dems join forces with Freedom Caucus in rare alliance (spoiler: it's for repealing the 1991 and 2002 war authorizations for Iraq, a good idea)
Not sure this means much 18 months out from an election, but . . .
Diogenes' Middle Finger: Tripping the Light Fantastic and Dancing Madly Backward into a Nightmare
Woodsterman: The Skipster Speaketh This Day
Pirate's Cove: CBS News Is Very Concerned With The Food You Eat
Animal Magnetism: ANIMAL’S DAILY ABOVE THE LAW NEWS
The Other McCain: Chicago Votes for More Crime (I'm not ready to talk about my soon-to-be new mayor just yet); Rule 5 Sunday: Sanna Marin
The Most Libtarded Thing You'll See This Week:
Important News, BUT Sports
Patick Kane: Still launching heat seeking piss-missiles.
Baseball: is back (I used to follow baseball very closely but haven't watched a game in 3 years. . . the game had become tremendously boring, they lost me during the pandemic holdout (when we needed the distraction) and sealed it by moving the All-Star Game).
Barstool: LeBron Blames Continues To Be The Biggest Baby In Sports With His Whining About Playing Back-to-Back Road Games (I don't watch the NBA anymore either, but still do hate LeBron)
What a wild fucking getup on this dude.
DailyStar: Bombshell WAG of LIV Golf star Dustin Johnson went topless to celebrate his birthday (Paulina Gretzky deserves better than "Bombshell WAG" treatment)
Happy Birthday, indeed.
Outkick: Aaron Rodgers Seen Shopping For Healing Crystals In LA (this fucking guy, lol)
The Masters: started yesterday.
h/t to @pizzawanchovies for this one.
BSO: Will The Bucs Be Better Without Tom Brady? (No, lol)
Women's MMA is becoming a must-watch event.
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