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VERY Important Quick Thoughts!
This Friday blog is intended to be a source of joy and laughter. I try and keep it light so you have a little space to visit every week to avoid having to deal with the misery of real life.
The Nashville stuff gutted me this week. It's an absolute tragedy. I don't know how many of y'all are religious folks, but if you do believe in God - say a prayer for the families effected this week. They're going through the worst days of their lives and it won't get easier for them any time soon. They need your support.
There is much more to say about what happened, why it happened and how we move forward - but for today, focus your energy on the people who need your support.
VERY Important Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy News!
For the uninitiated, the Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy (the "DDMTE") is the marketplace for blogs that write stories about the photos that former Baywatch star, Donna D'Errico, has posted of herself on her Instagram that week (they are usually very bonkable).
Each week in Tremendously Intriguing Topical Subjects, I cover this important market news to help keep you abreast of how invested bloggers are in covering Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being hot on Instagram.
Why do I cover the DDMTE? Ehhh. . . I guess the state of media today - that so many blogs / newspapers will devote so much time on clickbait - is pretty funny to me. Also, Donna is very, very attractive.
So how did the DDMTE perform this week?
Well, after the DDMTE went THERMONUCLEAR last week, it was due for a market correction. After setting a new highwater mark last week wth FIFTEEN blogs written about Donna D'Errico being sexy online - the DDMTE returned from the Moon this week with only seven such blog mentions.
So what did Donna do this week to set off the blogosphere? Well it appears that Baywatch vet Donna D'Errico, 54, slapped back at her critics AGAIN as she says if her lingerie posts are 'raunchy' then 'so is Victoria's Secret' (a literal headline from the DailyMail).
Let's investigate, shall we?
So that 'smut' reference is conspicuous, no?
A lot of you libelous fiends enjoy referring to Flappr as a "smut blog" (despite it being entirely untrue). Is Donna referring to Flappr here? This "smut" reference comes a week after she referred to herself a "thirst trap" (a possible reference to the Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy). Is it possible that Donna DD'Errico (intentional misspelling for comedic purposes) reads Flappr? Could it be that one of the closest watchers of the DDMTE is none other than Donna D'Errico herself?
Hmmm . . . maybe? We're just connecting dots here folks.
Good heavens.
As always, we will continue to monitor the DDMTE for further developments.
Very Important News
Sydney Sweeney: still doing photoshoots for her new swimsuit set.
Sydney Sweeney is just operating on a whole different level these days.
Daily Mail: Blac Chyna claims she lost '10lbs' after having illegal silicone injections removed from her behind: 'A 2-liter Coke bottle all in my booty!' (The PPP to BBL Pipeline, many such cases!)
The Sun: I’m trolled for having a flat chest and small bum – but there’s nothing wrong with my ‘pancakes’ (not nice! IBTCs have their place within greater Milker community)
The Sun: I’m a gym girl who believes we should free the tatas – men have their pecs out all the time, we should too (this seems insanely impractical, tbh)
The Sun: Woman sparks debate as she admits she doesn’t wash her hands after doing a wee at home (ladies, , , , do you wash your hands after a piss?)
The Sun: I spent £7k on BBL in Turkey - gym wasn't working, I wanted a ‘fake’ looking booty (she looked better before, tbh)
Ladies, , , , you don't have to do this to yourselves.
Daily Star: Skint Scouser who lived on milk tokens changes life with new job – and becomes MILF of Year (kind of shocked that Flappr has never handed out a MILF of the Year Award)
She seems nice.
Daily Star: 'Hot' gran demonstrates kinky sex positions for weight loss - from doggy to cowgirl (GILFS, , , , you don't have to do this to yourselves)
Daily Star: Model who flogs farts in jars 'out of stock' as 'embarrassed' buyer spotted (a literal headline from the Daily Star)
Fellas, , , , you don't have to do this to yourselves.
NY Post: I can orgasm using just my mind and it's the best sex I've ever had (apparently she's into Tantric yoga. . . . pretty sure she's full of shit)
NY Post: I make $245K as the 6-foot-1 'Sex Giantess' — but can't get a real-life date (not sure I'd want to date someone who's career path is 'Sex Giantess' but ymmv)
Wow, this is fucking cringe.
NY Post: I'm a female crocodile 'superhero' — but now weak men are too scared to date me (Prediction: next week, Outkick will give her the title "World's hottest croc expert")
NY Post: Nearly half of single people receive unsolicited nudes, get ghosted (This sounds like bullshit, does this really happen?)
PLUS: Abby Shapiro OWNS someone who said she has a witches nose!
I'm guessing that "witches nose" was slur and well . . . I love Abby.
Other Important News
Donald Trump: Indicted (a shameful use of government power, a moment we will not soon forget).
Joy Reid: Still trash. Probably very low IQ.
Katie Hobb's Press Secretary: A legit psychopath.
I can think of 13 families that might have some regrets about our withdrawal.
Daily Caller: 'I Am Not An Expert': Mayorkas Scrambles As Sen. John Kennedy Asks Him To Define 'Assault Weapons'
Daily Caller: State Legislature Overrides Democrat Governor's Veto On Bill Banning Sex Changes For Minors (still amazing to be that Andy Beshar is the Governor of Kentucky)
Joy Behar: Still saying the quiet part out loud.
National Review: Therefore What? (Charles Cooke is probably the best writer out there these days, even if you don't agree with him on everything)
National Review: ‘I’m Going to Have to Refer You to the IRS’: White House Remains Quiet on Surprise Visit to Taibbi’s House
Joe Biden: Still f**king obsessed about ice cream.
The Washington Free Beacon: 9 Worst Media Reactions to the Nashville School Shooting
Washington Examiner: Biden tries to take a victory lap on a disaster of his own making (Andrew Stiles is also one of the best writers in the game right now)
Washington Examiner: Fetterman will return to the Senate next month: Report
Washington Examiner: Trump losing in every metric besides the one that matters
Dylan Mulvaney: Ruined National Sundress Day.
Will never forgive. Will never forget. Embrace Sundress Nationalism.
Diogenes' Middle Finger: Well, Houston Has Never Had a Mayor That Wears a Go-cart Tire on Her Head Before
Woodsterman: Skiparoo Wednesday Afternoon
Pirate's Cove: Climate Cult Is Now Coming After Asthma Inhalers
FromBearCreek: ANIMAL’S HUMP DAY NEWS
The Other McCain: Expert on Violence Agrees That Crazy People Are Dangerous; Nashville Shooter Left ‘Manifesto,’ Was ‘High-Functioning’ Autistic
The Most Libtarded Thing You'll See This Week:
Important News, BUT Sports
Hockey:
I miss you, Patrick Kane.
Barstool: The Annual NFL Head Coach's Picture Has Dropped, Lets Break It Down (this is @BarstoolBigCat's best blog every year)
Barstool: The Eagles Are Officially Bringing Back The Kelly Green Uniforms (these uniforms are significantly better that the current iteration)
Brian Urlacher: Still my hero, drained a hole-in-one.
Outkick: Danny Amendola’s Girlfriend Takes Us Inside Tom Brady’s Bahamas Weekend (I love Tom Brady, but he doesn't seem like a fun vacation guy. . . seems like a in bed by 8 and up by 5 kind of guy)
Alt Headline: Known Feminist, Joe Rogan, Defends Women Against Biological Men
BSO: Isiah Thomas Wants A Personal Apology From Michael Jordan For Calling Him An A**Hole (good luck, asshole)
Total Pro Sports: Gigantic 14-Year-Old High School DT With Insanely Large Feet Lands Sneaker Deals With Two Big-Time Brands (ABSOLUTE UNITTTTTT)
Total Pro Sports: Women’s Cycling Champ Quits Sport In Disgust After Losing To Transgender Rider Who She Had “Several Physical Interactions” With During NY Race
Paige Spiranac: Turned 30 this week.
Paige says her breasts are real and ‘bigger and juicier’ after gaining some weight.
Good to know. Happy Birthday, Paige.
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